Grandma Is Asleep

Shh! Be quiet
Grandma's asleep
She took her meds
Now she's napping in bed
She's been asleep for 48 hours
Just dozing in bed
I hope she's not dead
Should I go & wake granny up
Her bedroom doorway smells of decay
Her withered flesh is hard as a rock
Just let her doze, she's in repose

Grandma, Grandma
Please wake up
What's the hold up
Wake up please
To eat your cottage cheese

Grandma's body is feeling stiff
She works out a lot
Her body is ripped
Please Granny
Stop this long sleep
She needs her rest
Now, don't make a peep

Grandma, Grandma
Please wake up
What's the hold up
Wake up please
To eat your cottage cheese



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Writer(s): Max Margulies
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