What In Tarnation

Miles - WHAT IN TARNATION
All bout my cheddar, my provolooone
Cantankerous na from over yon
Pull the peacemaker you better hold your tongue
Dangerous you better mosey on
Came through brass buckle on my britches
Only care bout my Mary Anne, you bitches
When that buckshot hit my ass she gave me stitches
(Ain't miss a stitch)
What in tarnation
Missourifornication
Pull my furs out, PETA start shaking
Texas for vacation, keep my stallion stationed
Ain't no saddle on her back, I ride that bitch naked
My tractor push to start, I push to start-ed it
Keep a pistol for the snakes, I don't like gardening
Y'all know it's on sight if Marry Ann involved
Keep them paws where I can see them, or they coming off
(Let me see them hands)
Back at the barn, threw a function
Y'all can't tell me nothing
Bell, bottoms, crystal, glass, and I might just throw some rum in
All piss drunk at the function
My lady wanna give me some lovin'
She hit me with that giddy-up and sent my ass runing
What in tarnation
Missourifornication
Pull my furs out, PETA start shaking
Texas for vacation, keep my stallion stationed
Ain't no saddle on her back, I ride that bitch naked
What in tarnation
Missourifornication
Pull my furs out, PETA start shaking
Texas for vacation, keep my stallion stationed
Ain't no saddle on her back, I ride that bitch naked
Miles - WHAT IN TARNATION
All bout my cheddar, my provolooone
Cantankerous na from over yon
Pull the peacemaker you better hold your tongue
Dangerous you better mosey on
Came through brass buckle on my britches
Only care bout my Mary Anne, you bitches
When that buckshot hit my ass she gave me stitches
(Ain't miss a stitch)
What in tarnation
Missourifornication
Pull my furs out, PETA start shaking
Texas for vacation, keep my stallion stationed
Ain't no saddle on her back, I ride that bitch naked
My tractor push to start, I push to start-ed it
Keep a pistol for the snakes, I don't like gardening
Y'all know it's on sight if Marry Ann involved
Keep them paws where I can see them, or they coming off
(Let me see them hands)
Back at the barn, threw a function
Y'all can't tell me nothing
Bell, bottoms, crystal, glass, and I might just throw some rum in
All piss drunk at the function
My lady wanna give me some lovin'
She hit me with that giddy-up and sent my ass runing
What in tarnation
Missourifornication
Pull my furs out, PETA start shaking
Texas for vacation, keep my stallion stationed
Ain't no saddle on her back, I ride that bitch naked
What in tarnation
Missourifornication
Pull my furs out, PETA start shaking
Texas for vacation, keep my stallion stationed
Ain't no saddle on her back, I ride that bitch naked
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Writer(s): Miles Collett Sanders, Tommi Vatanen, Tuomo Korander
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