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Trump gets impeached
Trump resigns
Pence becomes president
Pence pardons Trump
Pence appoints new vice-president, Donald Trump
Pence resigns
Trump becomes president
Trump appoints new vice-president, Mike Pence
Be me
Flat Earther
Friend works at NASA
Gives me a ticket to go to outer space
He said it'll change my views
Don'tbelievehim.png
Go to outer space
See that the Earth is round
Wtfman.jpg
This can't be real
Realize NASA must have hacked my eyes
Year 2020
Trump is re-elected
Immediately declares war on Vietnam
Vietnam War 2.0
Thousands of Gen Z kids are drafted into the military
A few months later
Be rice farmer in Vietnam
Start hearing Lil Yaughty playing in the distance
To the sounds of rotary engines
Helicopters start flying over me
Gucci Gang starts blasting from the helicopter speakers
Whole fuckin' area around me gets napalmed
Choppers drop off enemy troops
Get smoked by a 17-year-old
With a Pickle Rick sticker on the side of his helmet
He does the Fortnite dance over my body
Then yeets me into a bush
Trump resigns
Pence becomes president
Pence pardons Trump
Pence appoints new vice-president, Donald Trump
Pence resigns
Trump becomes president
Trump appoints new vice-president, Mike Pence
Be me
Flat Earther
Friend works at NASA
Gives me a ticket to go to outer space
He said it'll change my views
Don'tbelievehim.png
Go to outer space
See that the Earth is round
Wtfman.jpg
This can't be real
Realize NASA must have hacked my eyes
Year 2020
Trump is re-elected
Immediately declares war on Vietnam
Vietnam War 2.0
Thousands of Gen Z kids are drafted into the military
A few months later
Be rice farmer in Vietnam
Start hearing Lil Yaughty playing in the distance
To the sounds of rotary engines
Helicopters start flying over me
Gucci Gang starts blasting from the helicopter speakers
Whole fuckin' area around me gets napalmed
Choppers drop off enemy troops
Get smoked by a 17-year-old
With a Pickle Rick sticker on the side of his helmet
He does the Fortnite dance over my body
Then yeets me into a bush
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Writer(s): Kev And Cam
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