Harold's Super Service

Now me, I work at Harold's Super Service
We specialize in service all the way
And there's only one thing that really bugs me
This big ole boy in his stripped-down Model A

At Harold's Super Service, we do grease jobs
We fix fifty, sixty flats every day
And just about the time we get real busy
Here comes this boy in his stripped-down Model A

He says, "Gimme 50 cents worth of regular
Check, my oil too, if you don't mind
Put some air in my tires, won't you mister?
Wash my windows too, if you have time"

Last night I dreamed I died and went to Heaven
To that big ole Super Service in the sky
I was satisfied a-pumping gas forever
For the Angels in the sweet by and by

Now the Pearly Gates was just around the corner
I could see the new ones comin' every day
I was changin' plugs on Moses' Magic Carpet
When up thru the clouds there came this Model A

He says, "Gimme 50 cents worth of regular
Check, my oil too, if you don't mind
Put some air in my tires, won't you mister?
Wash my windows too, if you have time"