Honkiest of Tonkers

I won't tell you no lie, all I speak is the truth
Only square thing about me is the toe on these boots
Ain't too much I ain't heard, even less I ain't seen
I Ain't got no grey hair but padna' I ain't green
I'm a high headed unleaded Tony Llama stompa
Man of the people, the Honkiest of Tonkers

Well if you see me comin' you should follow my lead
If you see me goin better pack up and leave
I got places to go, ladies to see
I got everything they want and nothin' they need
My Mammy and my Pappy think I gone plain bonkers
Too late now Maw I'm the Honkiest of Tonkers

Well I've been ropin' the clouds I been riding the rain
And I spurred 'em so hard they started droppin' my name
Let me tell you a secret sugar, just between us
I'm tougher than Woodrow and Slicker than Gus
I'm a high headed, unleaded snaffle bit chompa
Man of the people, the Honkiest of Tonkers
I'm six feet three inches of Tony Llama stompa
Too late now I'm the Honkiest of Tonkers



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Writer(s): Garrett Bradford
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