Mr. Giant Meteor

A gold and purple sky
Set before our wide eyes
As the air sings our praises
Through the trees of our lives

Wait, what is that up in the sky?
It's shimmering silver and white
It's so bright, I think it might, yeah
It's Mr. Giant Meteor

He's back again like he was before
When he visited the dinosaurs
And now he's back to save the world again
And stop all us humans from destroying it

Yeah, never thought we'd meet again
Just when I thought
I could use more friends
It's Mr. Giant Meteor for the win

He's here to save the Earth
Just give him a wide birth
'Cause he'll be obliterating
Everything first

Mr. Giant Meteor
Thought, thought you left but I wasn't sure
If we'd ever catch up again
Well, my daddy always said
It's great to see your old friends

But it's looking like we'll say goodnight
So put up that fight or flight
You could drop to your knees
And give your god a plight
But Mr. Giant Meteor might end your life

But life can be so hard
So it's nice to have a friend
Who's up in the stars
He sure don't come around very often
But when he does
He sure is fucking awesome

It's Mr. Giant Meteor
Some science geek made up the name
So we'll say
Mr. Giant Meteor for short

I guess we don't have to stress
'Bout getting Greg the rent check
Greg is our crazy landlord
And Greg's been on meth before

But even Greg don't have to stress
'Cause although he tried his best
Can't seem to stay ahead
But hey can't smoke meth
When you're dead, right, Greg?

Mr. Giant Meteor
Could've stayed in space
But you've come back to Earth for more
Mr. Giant Meteor

He's here to save the Earth
Just give him a wide birth
'Cause he'll be obliterating
Everything first