Salvation Army Rap

Yo, yo RK this is a little story, true story
So just sit back and relax enjoy the show, as you know
This is autotune by the way this isn't my voice

Yo get on my level, I just got some clothes from the Salvation Army
Yo, yo Salvation Army
I look at the receipt it was zero dollars
I go to the cashier she said go, I'll stay back with the manager
She didn't see so I basically stole the clothes
Zero dollars on the nose
I walked in to school all pimped, my friend Sukraaj gave me a glimpse
He said what the fuck Rylan, I said I made a mistake
I should take these back, look at the receipt
He said zero dollars shit
We should go back to the shit
I said no no I told him the story
He said oh shit so litty

So we went to our first class, and all my friends looked at me and said what smells bad
I said oh shit do they have a fucking washing machine
I said holy shot I need to go, sorry
She said what the fuck, you need to present your passion project
I said what the fuck is that shit she said no cursing in my class
One kid yelled 10 push ups, I said fuck off

I need to run back to the thrift shop, I put all the clothes on the counter
She said what the fuck are you doing my manager is right there, standing there
He comes up and says is there a problem here
I bolted out the store, he called the cops on his Samsung phone
They said what the fuck happened, he told them the whole story
This white kid stole some clothes, my cashier helped him

He said, he said, were taking him away right now they went to my address
And locked me up for life
So I was in prison, for 5 days at least k wasn't countin'
This guy raped me while I was in, locker 97
Holy shit this food sucks, I wanna go back to my home
Where there in no food but it is better than prison
Better than prison, better than prison, better than prison

Five days later I go back go back home, told my mom the whole story
She said what the fuck, and then I sighed, holy shit this is over
I can go back to my normal life, yes