Quarantine

Not another day
Same old same old
I'm bored out of my fucking mind
I'm bored
When will this stupid virus go away

I'm stuck inside my house all the time
Quarantine
Starting to lose my mind
Thinking back to all the good old days taken for granted
The world fell apart in just a second
My dreams be getting more vivid
Are we in the matrix caught up in a simulation
(Am I just code)
Life don't feel real no more
It's a danger just to walk out the door
Wasting my prime years away on the couch
Wishing there could be more for me to do
But I wasn't smart enough to get into med school
So now I'm forever in debt to a raccoon
(Mr. Tom Nook)
Spending all my time playing Animal Crossing
I got more skills at getting bells than I am getting money
(Ah crap)
Lost a lot of cash in the stock market crash
My broke ass watching celebs flaunt their mansions online goddamn
Well thank god thank god for the internet
Where would I be without the internet
Scrolling endlessly through TikToks
Everyone be making self deprecating vids now
Ha what fools we were
Thinking we gon get that 2020 vision
(I really thought this was gonna be my year)
Well ain't nobody see this coming
Made a couple wrong decisions
Now we pay the price all cooped up inside

Stuck in quarantine stuck in quarantine
Stuck in quarantine cause of Covid-19
Fuck you corona
Hope we make a drug soon that's gonna kill ya
Stuck in quarantine stuck in quarantine
Stuck in quarantine cause of Covid-19
Man if this really lasts for 2 years Imma go fucking crazy

I'm snacking every second of the day
Just checked the fridge now Imma go check it again
Putting on more weight than the freshman 15
Home workouts just don't compare to my old routine
I'm losing track of the days
Is it April or March I don't know
(Uh it's actually May)
Got no pets or siblings to play with so Imma duke this one out alone
Calling up my friends every day through the phone
Laying on my bed all day staring at the ceiling
Locked in getting fresh air on the balcony
Yo where did all the toilet paper go
Can one of y'all hoarders come through I'm running low
Eat sleep eat sleep eat sleep and repeat
Don't feel like cooking so I'll order Uber Eats
What's new on Netflix
I feel like I've seen it all
Fave pastime now is going out for walks
And no I wasn't prepared for this crisis
Didn't stock up so now I have no weed or booze to get me through this mess
Guess I'm surviving through this one sober
Got a couple bottles of cough syrup in case I'm desperate for some leisure
And once this is over
Imma need to go on a little playdate
(I don't think one's enough)
Social distancing got your girl all frustrated
So another day passes by as I sit inside and contemplate

Stuck in quarantine stuck in quarantine
Stuck in quarantine cause of Covid-19
Fuck you corona
Hope we make a drug soon that's gonna kill ya
Stuck in quarantine stuck in quarantine
Stuck in quarantine cause of Covid-19
Man if this really lasts for 2 years Imma go fucking crazy

I can't complain I really can't complain
Got a roof on my head and three meals a day made
So just stay inside
Put on a little music
Do a little dance
Pick up a new hobby or something
And pray this will be all over soon

Stuck in quarantine stuck in quarantine
Stuck in quarantine cause of Covid-19
Fuck you corona
Hope we make a drug soon that's gonna kill ya
Stuck in quarantine stuck in quarantine
Stuck in quarantine cause of Covid-19
Well I wrote a song while bored about being bored so what now