Disneyland

Now, I'm standing in a line
How? I paid a hundred forty nine
A man in black pulls me aside
I open my bag, don't got nothing to hide

I got
No alcohol
No tobacco
No weed
No amphetamines
No No
No guns
No No
No guns

I have been a horrible father this year
Thank god my kids love it here
Toys are priced more than they're worth
But it's the happiest fucking place on Earth

It's got
No alcohol
No tobacco
No weed
No amphetamines
No No
No guns
No No
No guns

Over next to Mickey Mouse
Someone's wife is freaking out
Her first class family lost their spot
Because the Make-A-Wish kid's allowed to cut

Too bad there's
No alcohol
No tobacco
No weed
No amphetamines
No No
No guns
No No
No guns

Let's bring Kimmy and all of our friends
Don't forget Winnie while we're running ahead
Tommy won't mind, his Mommy's not home
Don't get caught for "I told you so"

Because there's
No alcohol
No tobacco
No weed
No amphetamines
No No
No guns
No alcohol
No tobacco
No weed
No amphetamines
No No
No guns
No No
No guns
No No
No guns
No No
No guns