So Last Year

Ya use the same four chords that everybody uses
Those little suckers suffer musical abuses
Each and every time another beggar choses
To try to make it somehow

Girl your twerkin ain't workin cuz ya need a bigger behind
Before the Holy rockin' trollers make a beeline
Toward yer body like they're fleas on a feline
If ya make it somehow

Sister lemme tell ya that is so last year
Mister lemme tell ya that is so last year
History'll tell ya that was so last year
So hey now how now
Will ya make it this year?

I saw your video filmed on a Mexican playa
Lip syncin' lyrics like a wannabe Mariah
One little stumble and you'll be a pariah
Within a year from now

Man, you got your Autotune on and your
Drake-appoved rhythm loop
So you'll be different like a turkey in a chicken coop
Believe me buddy you'll be older than the hula hoop
Within a year from now

Mister lemme tell ya that is so last year
Sister lemme tell ya that is so last year
History'll tell ya that was so last year
So hey now how now
Will ya make it this year?

You got a manager managin' a manager
Managin' to get your ass on TV
But if you drop those drawers even one time more
You'll be the butt of TMZ

Na na na - na na na - oh, oh, oh
Na na na - na na na - oh, oh, oh
Na na na - na na na - oh, oh, oh
Hey Now How Now

You got your Lexicon on never usin any wack words
You're pleasin everybody bending over backwards
But they'll be on ya like a swarm of attack birds
If ya make it too big

Sister lemme tell ya that is so last year
Mister lemme tell ya that is so last year
History'll tell ya that was so last year
So hey now how now
Will ya make it this year?