Colonoscopy
I've got a little story and I am very sorry
If it's inappropriate or out of place
It all started when i was sick, I was shitting bloody shits
So I went to the doctor to ask his face
"Can you tell me what's wrong with me?
Do I need a colonoscopy?"
I went to the Jewish General and the man there wearing flannel
Said, "I'm not Dr. Cohen but come with me"
He pressed on my tummy, said, "Man, that feels funny
Now take off your pants, just work with me"
I said, "W-where's Dr. Cohen?"
He said it didn't matter and he put on a glove
Net thing that passed he put a finger in my ass and
He said, "Baby, now I'm in love!"
But can you tell me what's wrong with me?
Do I need a colonoscopy?
A month or so later I wasn't feeling better
So I followed the instructions on my laxatives
My girlfriend was over, but man, I couldn't bone her
'Cause I was on the toilet clogging it
Man, I wonder what's wrong with me
Do I need a colonoscopy?
And I'm not afraid to have a man in my backside
I'm not afraid of it being really tight
I'm not afraid that it's something I might like
So why am I so afraid?
Step 1: They pump you full of drugs and a beautiful music
Starts flowing through your head
The sun is out, it's a wonderful day, you're in a beautiful meadow with a waterfall
Step 2: A cute little deer approaches you. It's Bambi. Let's go pet him
Step 3: You pet Bambi and he rubs himself against you. Bambi likes being pet
Step 4: You see something strange under Bambi
What's that? Is that a massive penis? Oh no... Bambi, what are you doing with that?
Step 5: Bambi mounts you and you feel the penetration
He laughs as he viciously enters your body. The music is not so happy now
Step 6: His eyes start glowing red, the waterfall turns to blood and he's growing horns
As yous cream, you can feel the devil's seed inside you
And then you wake up, and it's all over
If it's inappropriate or out of place
It all started when i was sick, I was shitting bloody shits
So I went to the doctor to ask his face
"Can you tell me what's wrong with me?
Do I need a colonoscopy?"
I went to the Jewish General and the man there wearing flannel
Said, "I'm not Dr. Cohen but come with me"
He pressed on my tummy, said, "Man, that feels funny
Now take off your pants, just work with me"
I said, "W-where's Dr. Cohen?"
He said it didn't matter and he put on a glove
Net thing that passed he put a finger in my ass and
He said, "Baby, now I'm in love!"
But can you tell me what's wrong with me?
Do I need a colonoscopy?
A month or so later I wasn't feeling better
So I followed the instructions on my laxatives
My girlfriend was over, but man, I couldn't bone her
'Cause I was on the toilet clogging it
Man, I wonder what's wrong with me
Do I need a colonoscopy?
And I'm not afraid to have a man in my backside
I'm not afraid of it being really tight
I'm not afraid that it's something I might like
So why am I so afraid?
Step 1: They pump you full of drugs and a beautiful music
Starts flowing through your head
The sun is out, it's a wonderful day, you're in a beautiful meadow with a waterfall
Step 2: A cute little deer approaches you. It's Bambi. Let's go pet him
Step 3: You pet Bambi and he rubs himself against you. Bambi likes being pet
Step 4: You see something strange under Bambi
What's that? Is that a massive penis? Oh no... Bambi, what are you doing with that?
Step 5: Bambi mounts you and you feel the penetration
He laughs as he viciously enters your body. The music is not so happy now
Step 6: His eyes start glowing red, the waterfall turns to blood and he's growing horns
As yous cream, you can feel the devil's seed inside you
And then you wake up, and it's all over
Credits
Writer(s): Owww Ahh
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