Pineapple Goes on Pizza (And You're Probably Wrong)

Okay y'all
This one is serious
She-Shrecc has some beef today
And I think y'all need to hear this
So there's mass injustice going on
And no one seems to want to listen
So here's my defense won't keep you in suspense
Pineapple goes on pizza
Young She-Shrecc edition

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Okay let's take it from the top
You're probably telling me that it totally does not
But then you would be would be wrong
Very very wrong
And probably listening to the totally wrong song
But if you came here thinking that your mind can be changed
You'll probably find out the concept isn't strange
Cause the major arguments are totally moot
Most of them blame it on the fact that it's fruit
But fruit and pizza have a long history
And I think that's something that's pretty plain to see
Because tomato is the basis, the basis of the base
And it totally takes the fruit point and closes up the case
So if you really say that's the only reason why
You can go ahead and think again my guy
Pineapple and tomato are one in the same
Tangy chunky fruit changes the game

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Second verse
It holds the same as the first
But if you think it's off and you just went and scoffed
then you best believe it gets worse
The other argument talks about how it's sweet
Sweet things on pizza can only spell defeat
But if you think about that also doesn't work
A Sweet and savory mix isn't too absurd
Like barbecue on a slab of salty ribs
Or sweet and sour sauce on your chicken nuggets
Or how about trail mix, Carmel corn, and ranch on your carrots
There's so many examples that I just can stand it
The sweet chunky fruit accentuates the flavor
If you don't get that now, then you won't get it later
So don't even bother if you don't know how to savor
Pineapple on pizza it's a real game changer

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Pineapple on pizza
It's the only way to go
And if you didn't know it
Then now you know
Pineapple on pizza
It's the only way to go
And if you didn't know it
Then now you know

Pineapple goes on pizza
Pineapple goes on pizza
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