Final Arrangements

The bells ring for your wedding day
Across the street, from where i lay
I'll catch garter, forget the bouquet

A last resort, from my retort
Our lives here on earth are short
Sound the mort, depose my remains

Making final arrangements
Arranging payments
For flower arrangements

Making final arrangements
A breach in the containment
Here lies our engagement

The best man is making a toast
The guests clap, i give up the ghost
The DJ is harassing the bridesmaids

Your father got drunk on champagne
Exsanguinate, my heart is drained
The groom and the deceased both share a grave

Making final arrangements
At my arraignment
Watch it for the plot

Making final arrangements
Monument or pavement
Tell me why are you so cross?

We gather here today to grieve and cheer
The start of a new life
And muffle the requiem

I could hear the death knell close and clear
But its wedding bells you hear
The first time that you met him here

I propose we make a pact
He_proposed to you get on your back
Til death do ye part, oh I object

You're exposed and I'm reposed
You are loved and I am loathed
You're getting laid, I'm getting laid to rest

Making final arrangements
For your entertainment
The author dies on each page

Making final arrangements
Explaining estrangements
We'll finally say goodbye to the stage

Her virtue is borrowed, and my face blue
I'm old and he is new
Speak up before she says I do too

He stuck in his thumb and pulled out aplomb
Jack Horner's dead and gone
He's buried in the sinner's lawn