Mommy Fwiend

I don't wanna suck you off
Just to hold the spot
Of every suicide hotline volunteer you ever called
I'm not your mom, and I'm not your therapist
And I'm not safe enough to take this risk
I don't wanna eat your dread
The very same way
That women swallow cum just to make it go away

And you should treat me better
Than the goddam fruit
You cut a hole in back in seventh grade
And I know, I know you're sad
But let me just remind you
I am not your fucking dad

I don't wanna suck you off
Just to hold the spot
Of every mental health professional you ever saw
I'm not your therapist
I'm not trained for this
And I don't wanna be forced to listen, under coercion
Under the threat of your blood on my hands
Let me remind you
That I am not your dad

I am not your daddy
I can't support you
I can't work through all your childhood trauma for you
I don't wanna fuck you like he never could
I don't wanna be the thing you fuck
To do something you shouldn't

I don't owe you any space on my bed
This isn't feminism
It's straight up normal fucking etiquette
When I say fuck off, fuck off
Because consent's about more
Than just your cock and the government, so...

I don't wanna suck you off
Just to hold the spot
Of every mental health professional you never saw
I'm not your therapist
I'm not trained for this
And I don't wanna be forced to listen
Under coercion
Under the threat of your blood on my hands

Leveraging my constant guilt against me
And you force me into submission
And I would be so much less offended
If you just told me to get back into the kitchen
I don't even feel good about it anymore
'Cause you don't take the advice
You fucking use me for

I don't wanna suck you off
Just to hold the spot
Of every mental health professional you ever saw
I'm not your therapist
I'm not trained for this
And I don't wanna take the fuckin' risk
Under coercion
Under the threat of your blood on my hands

Let my remind you
That I am not your dad
Let me remind you
To call your fucking dad