Psycho Pig

I got a story 'bout a psycho pig
She's coming for me, she's a psycho pig, she's crazy
I don't know what I did to psycho pig
Running for my life from a psycho pig

Yo, whose house is this, house is this?
Don't know, but I gotta get out of it (Where am I?)
All the doors have been locked up
I'ma find a nice little spot on the couch to sit

Yo, danger is definte
Why is there so many pictures of Peppa Pig?
What in the heck is this?
I'm getting really freaked out
That's when I see her just creepin' about

I'm moving as fast as I can
Be all on my back with a bat like she granny
Hid in the kitchen, she finds me I'm through
Oh, there's some pizza, don't mind if i do
This weirdo's near, this gear goes here
I'm burning the rubber on my Nikes
Broke two by fours on the door
Put the code in then busted out with the white key

Think I was kidnapped by a psycho pig
She really did that, she's a psycho pig, she's crazy!
I don't know what I did to psycho pig
Running for my life from a psycho pig

Went up in the school on the very next day
I was up in class, I'm writing an essay
Heard the bell ring, and I jumped out my seat
But the boarded up door was there blocking the way

Yo, she must've followed me here
The end is probably near
She got the creepiest eye, and I see the evil inside
But she got the floppiest ears (aww)

But that isn't Piglet, no this one is different
And she's on a mission to find me
I found me a book, and I put it in place
But yo, I was't looking behind me
I picked up the carrot and gave it to bunny while running
And she took the heat for me to pick up the key
Run to the door, bust the lock open with it and leave

I'm so exhausted from this psycho pig
She's really lost it, she's a psycho pig, she's crazy
I don't know what I did to psycho pig
Running for my life from a psycho pig

It's chapter ten, see
Pull up to the mall on my 10-speed
I lent my brotha the Bentley
Kick down the stand, and then watch 'em all flip
While I'm making my entry
Then she... (what?) came outta Kohl's with a mean mug
Poured out my cup and said "Clean up"
Listen here piggy, but you and you homies existing offends me

Then she grabbed on to my collar and gave me a wedgie
And took about twenty-two dollars, called me a doody head
Truly, man, she made me cry until I went and called for my momma
I don't know why she's so mean to me
I was just trying to get me some pizza
See, I wish it wasn't, it is
But I admit, I got beat up by a psycho pig

Man, I got beat up by this psycho pig
Got no idea why this psycho pig's so angry
She really whooped me, she's a psycho pig
Running for my life from a psycho pig

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I got a story 'bout a psycho pig
She's coming for me, she's a psycho pig, she's crazy
I don't know what I did to psycho pig
Running for my life from a psycho pig, oh no