Ghetto Fab

Hold up, wait a minute.
This one right here, goes out to all ladies.
No, not all you ladies...
This goes out to some of y'all ladies.
I'm talking about the hoochies.
Oh don't you looking at me like i'm crazy, I ain't no hoochie. Girl, let me tell you.
Ladies, if you are a size 14, but all your dresses are a size 9.
You, are a hoochie.
Yes girl, a hoochie.
Oh wait a minute know.
Laddies, if you grew 12 inches of hair, in 10 hours.
You a hoochie.
You need to hear this, you a hoochie.
Ladies.
Now, hold up.
I got one.
If you wearing more than one hair style at a time.
You know what i'm talking about.
You got, finger waves in the front.
Crimps on the right.
French rolls and spiral curls in the back... You a hoochie.
You a hoochie.
And you need to be made over.
Yeah i said it.
It ain't right, it ain't right.
Laddies, if your finger nails are so long people wonder how you wipe your ass, You a hoochie.
Admit it, it ain't right.
All right, all right, all right.
I won't call you hoochie.
What can i call you?
Oh yeah, Ghetto Fabulous.