Hm-01

The rustle in the underbrush
The shaking in the trees
The deadly slash across the grass
That cuts ya down like weeds

I'm sharper than a scimitar
I'm quicker than a thief
So put away that Pokeball
Can't catch what you can't see

Under the cover of a thousand mile swarm
This fury cutter's gonna take you to war
You see me coming, better turn around and run
Before I slash your face with HM-01

I think the thing that's bugging you
Like spiders in your sheets
Is knowing now I'll take ya down
Before you can retreat

You're praying for a quick escape
But that ain't gonna fly
Cuz when the swords start dancing
There's a solid chance that
Someone's gonna die

Running with scissors like a demon from a nun
Ya wanna rumble, you can take a number
Hotter than hyperspace and louder than a gun
Line up and get a taste of HM-01

I'M GONNA CUT YA

They scatter when I hit the ground
Like embers in a forge
I'm double-edged and deadly as
The wrong end of a sword

It's chaos that I cultivate
And from it that I strike
So take a swing, there's not a thing
That's false about my swipe

Downhill safari on a Mantis Toboggon
I'm the technician and exterminator
Climb in a catapult and fire it at the sun
You'll never get away from HM-01

(Ooh! That's good, call me that from now on... MANTIS!)