Stuck in the House (feat. Adam Sandler)

I'm stuck in the quar, got nothin' to do
I miss my friends, they miss me too
Sick of watchin' shows and talkin' on Zoom
Hidin' from my mom, whack it in the bathroom

Sick of the same old questions
"How's it going?"
"How you livin'?"
"What you bingin'?"
"What's for dinner?"

Tired of the same repetition
Grow a stache
Shave your head
Work out
That's for bitches

Tired of all the tomfoolery
Tired of my boy who still wears all his jewelry
Tired of sittin' in the dark
Got nothin' to watch
I already did Ozark

Hand sanny is now my best friend
Usin' it so much, it's chappin' my hands
I can't wait for all this to end
So we can go back to doin' normal shit

Stuck with my fam, I can't get out, yeah
For like two months, been on my couch, oh
Runnin' out of things to talk about, yeah
It's quarantine in my house

I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy
I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy

Yeah
I'm done with selfies, so don't even ask
Stayin' in the house in an underwear mask
Only pet my dog with a baseball mitt
Bakin' my own bread and it tastes like shit

I, I broke my leg two weeks ago
But I'm too scared to go to the hospital
Never go outside 'cause I might see my neighbor
Using both sides of my toilet paper

Wife tried to kiss me, I straight up denied her
Miss the NBA and I miss Rob Schneider
Got the GrubHub guy leave food on the street
I'm so fucking bored, I'm doing songs with Pete

Stuck with my fam, I can't get out
(Just kiddin' about the wife)
For like two months, been on my couch (All day every day, yeah)
Runnin' out of things to talk about
It's quarantine in my house

I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy
I'm goin' crazy and crazy and crazy