The Sea Otter Stole My Girlfriend

So I was in San Fran,
Swimming in the ocean
Chillin' with my girlfriend
'Til you came along
You said, "Hello Dan,
Don't mind the commotion
May I date Your Girlfriend?"
So I sang this song

Otter oh otter
Please don't even bother
It's clear that my girlfriend
Knows that I am hotter
Cuz I have a nice bod,
Cash money, a hot rod
Just give up lil' otter,
She'll always dig me

You said, "You're misled
Whiskers, claws are totally
Fitting for your girlfriend
I've bested us two"
My lady then said,
"Yeah you're cute and cuddly
I'll so be your girlfriend"
Then left me for you

OH! Otter oh otter,
You I wish to slaughter
Cuz you stole my girlfriend
Despite all I bought her
I bet she's just a fraud
She likes guys with thick wads
She'll ditch you lil' otter,
Just you wait and see

Oh! Otter oh otter,
You I wish to slaughter
Cuz you stole my girlfriend
Despite all I bought her
I bet she's just a fraud
She likes guys with thick wads
She'll ditch you lil' otter,
Just you wait and see
Oh oh she'll ditch you lil' otter,
She'll come back for me



Credits
Writer(s): Aaron Spencer Woodcock, Daniel Nery
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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