Do Your Ears Hang Low

(Yeah, verse one)
Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Alright

(Verse two)
Does your nose stick out?
Do you have a giant snout?
When you go to turn around quick
Do people duck and shout?

Every time you need to sneeze
Do your neighbors feel a breeze?
Does your nose stick out?

Oh yeah
Does your nose stick out?
Oh yeah

Well, if you look funny, that's okay
Everyone is funny looking in their own way
And if you look funny, that's okay
'Cause everyone is funny looking in their own way

(Do your ears hang low?)
(Do they wobble to and fro?)
(Can you tie them in a knot?)
(Can you tie them in a bow?)
(Do your ears hang low?)
(Do they wobble to and fro?)

Do your feet stick out
Even farther than your snout?
Do people trip a mile away?
When you try to walk about?

And never have your size of shoe
And they're really stinky, too
Do your feet stick out?

Do your feet stick out?
Are your feet kind of stinky?
Well you should wash them in the sinky

That's right
(Yeah)

Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Does your nose stick out?
Do you have a giant snout?

Do your ears hang low?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Those are really nice canoes
I'm sorry, I didn't realize they're your shoes

(Do your ears hang low?) Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?