Flapjack

There's a story I want to tell you all
The story of a man
A man with a plan
Now isn't that just the greatest
He's got long blonde hair with bright blue eyes
And a story that could even surprise
The craziest guys
And it all starts here

Wears a bandana somtimes with a cap
Got a bomber jacket with a broken clasp
Holding in one hand his corona while keeping his pride intact
See he has a story or two to tell us all
About the time he broke down that fourth wall
And he gained a nickname that will never end
And here it is going round the bend

Flapjack
He's motherfucking Flapjack
A name he cannot take back
Cos' his name is Flapjack
Flapjack
He's motherfucking Flapjack
A name he cannot take back
Cos' his name is Flapjack

Now you're probably wondering why the name
It's got nothing to do with his baking game
And more to do with his first time
When he poked it out through the boxer fly
When we learned this we all had to stop
And have ourselves a little mock
Yet now no matter where he is
The name remains on
It still lives

So that's the basic story y'all
Or at least all that I recall
I think it's been a while
But it still remains vivid
So let's get back to the melody
That you can't forget
It'll be stuck in your head
Here it goes again

Flapjack
He's motherfucking Flapjack
A name he cannot take back
Cos' his name is Flapjack
Flapjack
He's motherfucking Flapjack
A name he cannot take back
Cos' his name is Flapjack
Flapjack
He's motherfucking Flapjack
A name he cannot take back
Cos' his name is Flapjack
Flapjack
He's motherfucking Flapjack
A name he cannot take back
Cos' his name is Flapjack