My Band

My band is gonna get so famous I'll save up the money to visit you
At our show tonight I made 8.25$ oh my God
From the t-shirts and the merch we made another 30 my God
From two demo tapes another ten was made my God
From the busking in the streets we made twenty each oh my God

But it's not that hopeless when you really care
For a one-way ticket on a plane
Just give me two years and I'll be there
My band is gonna get so famous we"ll buy the airline and we'll take the plane

40 for the gin, 2.40 for the juice, my God
400 the guitar and fifteen for the strings, my God
400 bucks again, this time it's for the rent, oh my God
Twenty to the church to make sure Jesus heard me, my God
Please my God

At the show last night people danced and cheered
Ego through the roof, up on stage I disappeared
I saw your shining face there in the crowd
Singing "chl-chl-chl-chlamydia"
You knew all the words, I never felt so proud

My band is gonna get so famous I'll save up the money to visit you
My band is gonna get so famous I'll hire the mob to sneak you here
My band is gonna get so famous that I'll hire Bill Nye to build a teleporter
My band is gonna get so famous I'll call on the gods and the sun and rain
My band is gonna get so famous that maybe, just maybe I'll see you again