Everything But

I met her sunday at an ice cream social

a southern belle with a scoop of Purity
she said her chaperone was gonna be a no show
we skipped the dance she said follow my lead

she's her own virgin of her story
getting off on a technicality
it's not a sin if you know just where to put it
there's other options if you know just what I mean

there's hardly anything that she won't do
the girl is clever bending over the rules
cuz her beliefs run deep in her gut
she does everything, she does everything, she does everything, she
does everything but...

she's not the kind of girl to cave into pressure
she knows she's gonna get married in white
wedding bells won't be ringing unless ya'
make some concessions to keep Mr. Right
saving it up for the matrimonial
giving it up for back door bonial there's hardly anything that she won't do
the girl is clever bending over the rules
cuz her beliefs run deep in her gut
she does everything, she does everything, she does everything, she
does everything but... don't wanna judge, but I love to analyze her
hook line and stinker, I'm in deep and it's OK
I'm in touch with everything inside her
she knows she's chased I'm behind her all the way. There's hardly anything that she won't do
the girl is clever bending over the rules
cuz her beliefs run deep in her gut
she does everything, she does everything, she does everything, she
does everything but...