My Goth Girlfriend

My goth girlfriend's really great
She makes me food, we stay up late
Watching scary movies
While touching my junk

Yeah, my goth girlfriend's really rad
And she's the best I ever had
Every time we do it
She makes me her little whore

And you won't see her post online
Cause we're having sex most of the time
But when you do it's about The Cure
And I'm worried that some day
She'll steal my soul and run away
Then drink my blood from a rats skull
Cause she's my goth girlfriend

My goth girlfriends always late
She hates garlic and wooden stakes
And we never take selfies in a mirror
She told me she was glad
Or was it, that her name was Vlad
All I know is that there's something goin' wrong

And you won't see me post online
Cause I'm loosing blood all of the time
But when you do it's about Dracula
And I think it's figured out
My minds made up, I have no doubt
She's drinking my blood from a rats skull

She's not a human
She's a blood sucking vampire from hell
But she's still hot
My fucking, goth girlfriend