Marital Sex

Man fuck
What's wrong bro?
All these kids man, engaging in intercourse it's making me feel bad
You'd never do that though right?
I don't know man, I'm kinda tryna smash man
NO
God?
You must show him the way

With premarital sex I don't mess around
But if she's got a ring take her to town
Don't even think about oral sex
Get the suck and contract a herpes simplex
God doesn't fuck with sodomy
So don't fuck in the ass, have some modesty
Anal is the devil's trick
You'll go to hell and suck his dick
But don't let that shit make you scared
You can do it right as long as you're prepared
Lay it down like God to the Virgin Mary
Just make sure it's missionary
Bone another way I'll be your adversary
She's 45 and you just popped her cherry

Wow man, I really think you're right I mean
I think I just gotta get married right now
Hold up man you don't know everything yet bro
What else is there to know
Don't worry bro I'll show you the way
Alright

59 years young just now having sex
Inserting my extremities while reading holy text
It didn't take me long I just had to get married
Hadn't seen my dong in so long it got all hairy
Yeah it took 59 years that's alright
'Cause popping cougar's cherries is a beautiful sight
Masturbated once just to test my secretion
The worst sin is fetus deletion
If you even think about sex and you're single
You are forcing God to have you banned from Christian Mingle
Deny your wife of sex if it is not for procreation
And don't even think of it if you are of no relation

Marital sex is okay
You can do it every day
Once you put a ring around her finger
You can put her vageen around your dinger
Just abide to what God says
Or else your eternal soul is dead
Please don't put her penis in your mouth
That is not what sex is about
Marital sex is okay
You can do it every day
Once you put a ring around her finger
You can put her vageen around your dinger
Just abide to what God says
Or else your eternal soul is dead
Martial sex won't harm your innocent soul
Unless you put it in her poop hole



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Writer(s): Troy Letourneau
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