Hands Like Barber

I got hands like Barber
Trust me boy you don't want no problems
I got hands like Pavel
You should see the way they stick handle
Okay
I got hands like Barber
Trust me boy you don't want no problems
I got hands like Pavel
You should see the way they stick handle (okay)

I go bendy on your tendy boy
I'm built like Wayne Gretzky
When I pulled up on 'em Deking
I turned that Boys legs to jelly
That's a wheel snipe celly
Rock out on my telly
And I put it bar down
Call it YNW Melly
Take you out the game like pennies
Hit 'em in his belly
Grilled that boy like a Baconator
Took 'em to Wendy's
I got 'em pissed off, R. Kelly
Cause they stink
Ooh so smelly
I got handles like I'm Pavel boy
There ain't shit you can tell me
Okay

I got hands like Barber
Trust me boy you don't want no problems
I got hands like Pavel
You should see the way they stick handle
Okay
I got hands like Barber
Trust me boy you don't want no problems
I got hands like Pavel
You should see the way they stick handle (okay)

See that hottie
Slide like hockey
Tryna stop me?
You can't block me
Now that I'm poppin' I get kinda cocky
I rock 'em and sock 'em the flow is so choppy
The South of the North so we high as the Rockies
We so "For the Boys" like I'm wearing a poppy
Give it a year they gon copy
The flow is like frozen wasabi
Don't reach if your game all sloppy
I hit a move make ya legs go floppy
Damn I'm Crosby with that finish
If I ain't shot it, I assist it
Damn he thought this was a scrimmage
But I'm putting on a clinic
Greatest in Canada
Drake? (Bruh who?)
Who in the friggin' heck is Drake, eh?
Let's go

You know I'm going bar down on these clowns
I got dangles that could tangle up your ankles
Bud sit down
Said I'll toast you like a Tim Horton's bagel
Bud you're phony
Other rappers drive a Lambo or a Benz
I drive Zamboni
Cause I'm going top cheddar
You're a pot of macaroni
Drinking Brewskis with my broskies
Think you're tough? Then come and show me
Make a goalie's leg shimmy while I'm sippin' on my Timmie's
Oh you thought that this was shinny?
No more yappin' come and get me bud
Okay (let's go full hoser on 'em)

I got hands like Barber
Trust me boy you don't want no problems
I got hands like Pavel
You should see the way they stick handle
Okay
I got hands like Barber
Trust me boy you don't want no problems
I got hands like Pavel
You should see the way they stick handle
Okay

Check these friggin' dangles bud
That's the way she goes though, eh?