Unconditional Lifetime Warranty (Remastered)

I was at a pizza place
Fillin' up my face when I saw you

You, sitting on your own
Playing with your phone
Like we all do

Now I ain't much for talking to strangers
Ain't that something

So I shuffled across the room, forgot my fear and started talking

Do I know you, she said
And I said "not yet"
Smiled and stared into her green eyes

Would you like to, I cleverly continued
And her face lit up much to my surprise

She said
I'm sick and tired of wasting time
A girl like me should be able to find something unbreakable
What about you boy, could a girl rely on you boy
I said honey
This is what you get from me

An unconditional lifetime warranty

We decided to take a chance on true romance
No longer single, no need to mingle
And she was ever so happy to have and to hold me
While I felt like the cat who swallowed the canary
With his extraordinary

Unconditional lifetime warranty

We didn't see it coming, but the rains came and washed us away

I thought I was stronger
Couldn't do it any longer
I guess I'm to blame

Everybody lives and learns
Surely as the world turns
And we learned that you'll never get
Doesn't matter what you bet

An unconditional lifetime warranty