Sitting on the Toilet Seat

Excuse me, I'm having fun you know
But I've really got to go
Yes I've really got to go
Sit down, on the toilet surprise
Number one or two shy
I'm gonna close my eyes

I've got to go now, now, now
'cause that feeling down, down, down
Says its got to come out, out, out
Yes it's gonna come out, out, out

Because I like like, like
My pants all dry, dry, dry
So I'll sit and try try try
And I'll take my time, time, time

Sitting on the toilet seat
Sitting on the toilet seat
Waiting for a poo or pee
Waiting for a poo or pee
Sitting on the toilet seat
Sitting on the toilet seat
Waiting for a poo or pee
Waiting for a poo or pee

So quick! I'm already done
I've gotta wipe my bum
Folding squares is fun
Just right, just enough toilet paper
You know you don't want to waste her
Mr Plumber will thank you

Now I'm at the sink, sink, sink
Did I flush the bowl think, think, think
Back to the bowl blink, blink, blink
Press the flush wink, wink, wink

Wash my hands, hands, hands
With soap and I can, can, can
Use the blow fan, fan, fan
While I tippy toe stand, stand, stand

Sitting on the toilet seat
Sitting on the toilet seat
Waiting for a poo or pee
Waiting for a poo or pee
Sitting on the toilet seat
Sitting on the toilet seat
Waiting for a poo or pee
Waiting for a poo or pee

One more thing before I really go
Double check the toilet bowl
I like it spotless you know
Maybe if you can see a spray
Press a puff or two away
Don't be shy it's okay

Sitting on the toilet seat
Sitting on the toilet seat
Waiting for a poo or pee
Waiting for a poo or pee
Sitting on the toilet seat
Sitting on the toilet seat
Waiting for a poo or pee
Waiting for a poo or pee

Sitting on the toilet seat
Sitting on the toilet seat
Waiting for a poo or pee
Sitting on the toilet seat



Credits
Writer(s): Van Carlo Sereno Ilagan
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