Have You Ever Wondered Why

Have you ever wondered why
Have you ever wondered why

Your crush always rejects you?
Is it because she is your sister?
Why does your dentist have messed up teeth?
And why he always stutters
Why graduating doesn't give any job
Why are there so many snipers in India
Why do people argue whether it's gif or gif
The correct pronunciation is "shut up"

And I said
Have you ever wondered why
Your mother in law is still alive
Woah oh oh oh oh
Woah oh oh oh oh

Why does your girlfriend always ignore you?
Is it because she is not your girlfriend?
Why are gay people happy?
Oh wait that's what gay means

If you're an atheist, can you get a Christmas bonus?
Who added salt to the sea water?
Where's the pepper in the Dr. Pepper?
Why doesn't sponge bob do the dishes?
Why is there plastic in the fishes?

And I said
Have you ever wondered why
It's so cool to be white
Woah oh oh oh oh
That got racist fast
We had racism
Now let's have sexism
But what I'm about to say is just a joke ok?
Or is it?

Have you ever wondered why
Women are always right
Just kidding they're never right
I'm not sexist, I'm just right
That's something you can't deny

Now you're wondering why
You're listening to that