The Sword of Unspoken Misc

I was a young boy of depictable descriptions,
Whose conviction was thick with friction and affliction,
A contradiction with six addictions all of fiction,
With one restriction: a title infliction that's of diction.

So as it goes and as you know I come and go following my nose...
If you need a knight to light the fight I'll be right inside and I'll fight all night...

Oh I'm a mercy lacking, evil tracking, dragon hacking, sword attacking,
coal-seam fracking, jenga stacking, sandwich packing, cheat day snacking, tall and steady, ever-ready, never-deady, causing-dready, water-treading, unregretting warrior of things wot fight me back.

So without condition we form a coalition,
Whose definition is abolition of opposition.
And if our imposition is mission fruition,
I shall requisition the entire recognition!

And I shall be before us three who did the deed the complete lead,
And every story with ongoing here it will be my glory...