Girl on the Internet

I was born, I grew up
I grew down, I grew out a little
I grew wiser and dispelled my fears
I stopped shaving and I grew a beard
I joined up to a dating site
I wrote my profile and to my delight
You messaged me on a Monday night
So I wrote this song for you

A German girl on the internet
A German girl on the internet
A German girl on the internet
Maybe there's hope for me yet

We met up, had lunch
You laughed, my pulse it was racing
I really thought that the vibe was great
My hopes were high for a second date
When you left I had a spring in my stride
I dared to hope and it felt good inside
All hopes were dashed when you messaged me
It's the just friends zone for me

A German girl on the internet
A German girl on the internet
A German girl on the internet
Maybe there's hope for me yet

'Ere Goerge, get a load o' that
Not bad Bertie my son. Bayern Munich Pal
Yeh alright, whatever

So here I am getting back on line
I'll chance my luck for another time
There's other girls that seem to like me
But I suspect they want to charge a fee
I should have known that she was setting a trap
I should have known she was full of crap
The app blinks and I'm back in the game
Hope it don't end the same

A Russian girl on the internet
A Russian girl on the internet
A Russian girl on the internet
Maybe there's hope for me yet

'Ang on a minute, I thought she was German
He's makin' it up as 'e goes along
You're 'avin' a larf ain't ya

A Swedish girl on the internet
A Turkish girl on the internet
A Chinese girl on the internet
Maybe there's hope for me yet
Maybe there's hope for me
Maybe there's hope for me
Maybe there's hope for me yet

'Ere, speakin' o' Chinese, you 'ungry?
Yeh Mate, I'm 'ank Marvin
I fink you're 'round the bleedin' twist myself



Credits
Writer(s): Colin Ferns
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