Rick Sings a Song

Yo Morty, I just recorded a song Morty
Eh, do you wanna hear it Morty?
Ahh, geez Rick
Is this another one of your ripoff Weeknd songs?
Eh, what are you talking about Morty?
Who the fuck are The Weeknd Morty?

Save the Universe
Come with me we're gonna save the Universe
Shoot a portal step inside and we'll return
Screw the school there's so much more for you to learn
Wubba lubba duba

You can guarantee
When you're with me I'll suspend reality
Throw a party, loosen up and get schwifty
Now and then I'll take a swig of Hennessy
Wubba lubba duba

I make us hunt for seeds but then you break your legs
In another reality we both wind up dead
Yeah I love you kid, but that I'll never admit
Love's a human construct and it doesn't exist
I would risk your life, just to get a quick fix
Those kalaxian crystals pack a hell of a kick
It's just you and me, and a city of Ricks
Yeah I'll keep you safe, while I' dribbling sick
I've got dysfunctional relationships and manic depression
But I'm the smartest in the universe from C137
I can travel through the quantum-realm and alternate dimensions
But I'd rather build a weapon than give anyone my full attention

Save the Universe
Come with me we're gonna save the Universe
Shoot a portal step inside and we'll return
Screw the school there's so much more for you to learn
Wubba lubba duba

You can guarantee
When you're with me I'll suspend reality
Throw a party, loosen up and get schwifty
Now and then I'll take a swig of Hennessy
Wubba lubba duba

Ah, geez Rick, I'm sorry to tell you this but
This sounds just like a Weeknd song
Shut up Morty, we're in a different dimension here, Morty
The Weeknd doesn't exist here Morty
Ah geez

I'm gonna drag you out of school I always need assistance
Travel through the multi-verse we'll cover infinite distance
I don't contemplate life, I question all existence
But I'll build a theme park inside a Father Christmas
Hate family life, I'm always non-commital you book
A therapy session I'll turn myself to a pickle
I play god with life, for real and artificial
And I'll do it all drunk while I burp and I dribble
My best friend's a bird, and the love of my life
Will assimilate your mind so that you're part of a hive
I'm just a modern day Columbus but I fly without a compass
If you tolerate my smugness
You will love me like you love your plumbus

Save the Universe
Come with me we're gonna save the Universe
Shoot a portal step inside and we'll return
Screw the school there's so much more for you to learn
Wubba lubba duba

You can guarantee
When you're with me I'll suspend reality
Throw a party, loosen up and get schwifty
Now and then I'll take a swig of Hennessy
Wubba lubba duba

You see, Morty, that sounded absolutely nothing
Like The Weeknd at all Morty
Ah geez Rick, so that means you do know who The Weeknd is
Wait what are you talking about Morty?
Well you said you didn't know
Damn it Morty why do you always have to be a buzzkill Morty?
I'm not gonna let you have this one Morty
I'm not gonna let you have it
Look into the blinding lights Morty
The blinding lights
Oh no, what the hell Rick?
What Morty?
What the hell, what the hell Rick?
What are you talking about Morty?
Every time, every time you write a song Rick
What are you talking about Morty? What song?
I know it's every time now Rick
What are you talking about Morty?
I didn't write a song Morty
You're making things up again Morty



Credits
Writer(s): Unknown Unknown, Sergey Rybchinskiy
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