Hermione Granger's Not a Transphobe

Hermione Granger's not a transphobe
Because she's felt the stinging hurt
Of slurs cast against her on the quidditch pitch
Biology determining her worth

McGonagle is not a transphobe
I mean, she's kinda trans
Why'd you make her the transfiguration teacher
Who can turn into a cat
If you don't like that

That people can change, like magic
Bodies rearrange to match it
The picture inside the frame
But the frame's all you see

Nymphadora's not a transphobe
She's genderfluid as hell
Lupin's an allegory for AIDS so he's kinda gay
They work surprisingly well

Cuz people can change, like magic
Bodies rearrange to match it
The picture inside the frame
But the frame's all you see

You taught us to stand up for the oppressed
You taught us that no one should be considered less
But that spirit that spoke to you's gone
Or you're listening less

So we're taking it back, Hogwarts is ours now
Hogwarts is ours now
Dementors circling, but they can keep out
They can keep out
I'll cast a shielding charm so you can do no harm
(Defende nos)
Hogwarts is ours now
(Confirma nos)
Hogwarts is ours now
(Reverere nos)
Hogwarts is ours now, yeah
(Crede nos)

Hermione Granger's not a transphobe
She tried to free house elves from slavery
Don't think she'd care which bathroom they would piss in
She'd just say watch out for the second floor lavatory

You were like her once
But now you're so out of touch

You don't know people can change-- and it's magic
Bodies rearrange to match it
The picture is not the frame
But the frame's all you see

You're missing a world of magic
Oh
Even muggles can choose to grasp it
Oh

So we're taking it back, Hogwarts is ours now
(Defende nos)
Hogwarts is ours now
(Confirma nos)
Dementors circling, but they can keep out
(Reverere nos)
They can keep out
(Crede nos)

Luna's ace and Snape is trans
Harry Potter's bi And Ginny's pan
Sprout and Hooch have been together for 30 years
We'll take it from here

We're magic
Ooh
We're magic
We're magic