Man on the Scene

How can I express my need to be understood?
And show the world that most of my intentions are good?
Though I'm prone to loss of footing and a drop of the ball
I just keep that chin up kids
You simply can't win them all

Well actually you told me back when I was a kid
If you're not playing to beat them all then someone else is
So it's hardly a surprise that I'm so filled up with hate
I was pit up against you
When I could have just been your mate

Well there's a man on the scene
Don't you know what that means?
Yes, I'm allowed down this street
I know exactly what this problem needs

I'll kill myself and bring my friends together
A bit of mutual trauma ought to bond them forever

If I can learn to change my ways then anyone can
You're looking at the world's most irreproachable man
Living in the world's most irreversible land
Well I can't just leave it now, I wouldn't know how
Oh no

Getting high with my brother
Ain't half as cool as with my mother
I've learnt to hang out with women you see
They can stay so says the gracious me
And when my sister grows up she'll be so thankful to see

There's a man on the scene
Don't you know what that means?
I'm allowed down this street, yes
I don't know remotely what you people mean

Do I kill myself to bring the world together?
It's gonna take some bloody doing, but I'm
The man for the weather
Yes I'm clad in my leather

A man on the scene
Don't you know what that means?
I'm allowed down this street in my jeans
I don't know remotely what you people mean