Choking Off the Chicken
I'm pulling down my jeans to a porno magazine
My hand is a machine, spit or Vaseline
Taking off a load on the porcelain commode
Make it pop, make it explode
Spit or Vaseline and a porno magazine
Taking off a load on the porcelain commode
All over the place all of the time
If I keep stroking they say I'll go blind
Touching myself as fast as I can
Don't ask me why there's hair on my hands
Spank,whack and beat
On the family toilet seat
Squeeze, pump and twist
Carpal tunnel at my wrist
How quickly it thickens
My hands are a slipping
The pages are sticking
When I'm choking off the chicken
Spit or Vaseline and a porno magazine
Taking off a load, my testicles explode
All over the place all of the time
If I keep stroking they say I'll go blind
Touching myself as fast as I can
Don't ask me why there's hair on my hands
Jack, pull and jerk
Sometimes quick at work
Knuckle shuffle at the mall
In a Walmart bathroom stall
How quickly it thickens
My hands are a slipping
The pages are sticking
When I'm choking off the chicken
Next time I will use my left hand
My hand is a machine, spit or Vaseline
Taking off a load on the porcelain commode
Make it pop, make it explode
Spit or Vaseline and a porno magazine
Taking off a load on the porcelain commode
All over the place all of the time
If I keep stroking they say I'll go blind
Touching myself as fast as I can
Don't ask me why there's hair on my hands
Spank,whack and beat
On the family toilet seat
Squeeze, pump and twist
Carpal tunnel at my wrist
How quickly it thickens
My hands are a slipping
The pages are sticking
When I'm choking off the chicken
Spit or Vaseline and a porno magazine
Taking off a load, my testicles explode
All over the place all of the time
If I keep stroking they say I'll go blind
Touching myself as fast as I can
Don't ask me why there's hair on my hands
Jack, pull and jerk
Sometimes quick at work
Knuckle shuffle at the mall
In a Walmart bathroom stall
How quickly it thickens
My hands are a slipping
The pages are sticking
When I'm choking off the chicken
Next time I will use my left hand
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Writer(s): Jason Boccia
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