She Only Loves Me When She's Drunk

I walked her to her car
Then I let down my guard
We gave a parking lot lesson in wrestling with our tongues
(She said) I got 34 reasons
You can't take me home this evening

So I called her the next day
Now I know that I've been played
Cuz her phone keeps shaking and playing some stupid ring tone
There's only one reason
She won't answer her phone
When it's ringing

She only loves me when she's drunk
She only loves me when she intoxicated
Only loves me when she's about to fall face down on the floor
She only loves me when she's drunk
She only loves me when she inebriated
She only loves me when she is slurring over every word

Then she called me on Monday
And I had nothing to say
She said I apologize tonight I'll do anything for you
But there's only one reason
I'm going to pick her up this evening

I only love her when I'm high
I only love her after I've been eating brownies
Only love her when I'm so stoned I could be on Mt. Rushmore
I only love her when I'm high
Only love her after I've been smoking lots of weed
I only love her when I'm about to fall face down on the floor

I only love her when I'm high
I only love her after I've been eating brownies
Only love her when I'm so stoned I could be on Mt. Rushmore
She only loves me when she's drunk
She only loves me when she intoxicated
Only loves me when she's about to fall face down on the floor
She only loves me when she's drunk



Credits
Writer(s): Steve Junot
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