Own It

Folks today don't see my way
Though the flora is sure to be a nice array
And my children tell me no
They got their people to see
They got a place to go
Does it make me sad?
Does it hurt old dad?
Or should I go with the flow?

Flowerbeds with turtleheads got me
Spinnin' and a grinnin' when the bloomin' spreads
Hey, another turtle-geek
No wait, that's just a fella' tryna take a leak
Guess it's only me
That's a devotee
But am I enough?

What if I own it?
Wanna be like
Wanna be like someone who can own it
Wanna get to
Wanna get to a point where I can
Dance like a dad with my shirt tucked in
Like it doesn't look bad when the cramps set in
I'm gonna own it
And my name is
Yeah, my name is Owen and I own it
And I like my
And I like my flowers when they bloom
In the moon like the fruit of the loom
You can say I'm a loon, but I'll celebrate my turtleheads and own it

Guess my boss assumes I'm soft
So I'll go to this and show him I can write my ass off
If only he'd assign real news
Instead of fluffy-fluff and beauty stuff and style reviews
That's a minor glitch
'Cause I've got the itch
And a lot to prove

I'm gonna own it
Gonna kick in
Gonna kick the door in like I own it
Gonna bust in
Gonna bust in headfirst like a badass boss lady mom of two
Like a one chick Bernstein and woodward too
I'm gonna own it
Gonna get in
Gonna get in hone it and then own it
Gonna put my
Gonna put my foot down like my pits and my bits aren't shvitzin' now
And a holy cow 'cause I'm finally gonna show 'em how I own it

"I'm offering a reward of 50,000 dollars to whomever finds Shampagne"
"In fact, you know what? Make it 60,000"
"Wait no 55, 55,000"
"Print that! Your news monkeys, or post it or like it or whatever"
"The dog was last seen in Central Park"
"Oh, let me out here!"

Is it weird to hide in the shadows?
Is it weird to follow so close?
Is it so weird I know where he goes?
Ohh

Is it bad I have this affection?
Is it bad I can't look away?
If I don't tell would that be okay?
(Hey, hey)

C'mon be boldfaced
Be daring or never own it at all
Never own it at all
"Helen, hold this"

I'm gonna own this
'Cause whenever
Yeah, whenever Bitsy dies, I'll own this
I don't miss you
Little shih tzu
Now that you are gone
I'll be next in the heirloom line
And all the furniture you see here is mine, mine, mine

I'm gonna own it
And I'm gonna
Yeah, I'm gonna be the one to own it
Gonna bathe in
Gonna bathe in hundred dollar bills
With a man who looks like Magic Mike
While I nibble on the kibble that I know you like
(Own it, own it, own it)

I can also sing (when I own it)
A new best friend for Cole
Be boldfaced and daring
I will be the one in control
So my dreams come true
So I get what I want
And my little dog, too

I'm still here (when I own it)
Raise awareness for turtleheads (when I own it, when I own it)
I'll be free to openly stare
Be a billionaire
It's totally healthy how much I care
Now I gotta
Now I gotta own it