Spliff Ain't One

Serotonin levels are lacking
So I grab me a sack of
Something that can elevate me up higher than Aspen
Never catching the dragon
But I love the chase
Me and my doobie straight sucking face
People walking by yelling, Get a room
I might marry Jane if she says I do
Pulling out of the chapel
While the tin cans rattle
Off the back of the Focus and a smoke cloud brews
On the inside
And I indulge in the vapors
If you smell something funny
It's probably just me coming
I'm normally the culprit of fragrance
This world's so hectic
No one makes it out alive
And it seems like the only point of life is to die
So until my time
You can find me getting high
Find me getting high
Like it's 40 to 5

Got 99 problems but the spliff ain't one
99 problems but the spliff ain't one
I'mma smoke my joint, you can roll that blunt
I got 99 problems but the spliff ain't one
Got 99 problems but the spliff ain't one
99 problems but the spliff ain't one
I'mma smoke my joint, you can roll that blunt
I got 99 problems but the spliff ain't one

I got 99 problems, the spliff ain't one
It's a lighter I need, so I'll aim for the sun
Can't run, guess I'mma fly
It'll take a bit of time to get that high
So let's vaporize herb, turn out and blow it up
Rock that red eye just by showing up
Sure enough, cats be holdin' buds
but get donuts, they going nuts
Ya brought a light? Spark that, smoke that, pass that
Get up on the fast track, homie gotta have that
ya can't sit up inna circle be turtle
And dictate what the pace or where the path at
It flows to the left
To blow with the best, we toke in excess
Willie and bini, we youngins but vets
Cause each breath taken, gives wind to the next

Got 99 problems but the spliff ain't one
99 problems but the spliff ain't one
I'mma smoke my joint, you can roll that blunt
I got 99 problems but the spliff ain't one
Got 99 problems but the spliff ain't one
99 problems but the spliff ain't one
I'mma smoke my joint, you can roll that blunt
I got 99 problems but the spliff ain't one
Got 99 problems but the spliff ain't one
99 problems but the spliff ain't one
I'mma smoke my joint, you can roll that blunt
I got 99 problems but the spliff ain't one
Got 99 problems but the spliff ain't one
99 problems but the spliff ain't one
I'mma smoke my joint, you can roll that blunt
I got 99 problems but the spliff ain't one