Pony

I'm just a bachelor
I'm looking for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride
Without even falling off
Gotta be compatible
Takes me to my limits
Girl, when I break you off
I promise that you won't want to get off

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

Sittin' here flossing
Peepin' your steelo
Just once, if I had the chance
The things I would do to you
You and your body
Every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine
Juices flowing down your thigh

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it

(Um, I'm uh, asking you right now)
(Do you still stand by your pledge made in 2008)
(To provide a pony for every American?)
(Yes, I do, Sir. Free ponies for all Americans)

If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
'Til I reach your ponytail
Ahh
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team

If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it (it, it, it, it, it, it)

Do it (do it, it, it, it)
Ride it (ride it, it, it, it, it, it, it)
Saddle (dle, dle, dle, dle)