Chowkidaar
Chowkidaar ji
Haan chalo main bhi chowkidaar
Chowkidaar ji
Ab ki baar main bhi chowkidaar
Chowkidaar ji
Haan chalo main bhi chowkidaar
Chowkidaar ji
Ab ki baar main bhi chowkidaar
Chot yeh toh bhaari laga hai
Mere dil pe
Baat meri tujhse
Tu sunta sirf unke?
Mantri ko vote
Par country toh jeb mein
Bechte hai khwaab
Par jalte toh khet hain
Jhoot jhoot jhoot
Sachchai ke kalesh mein
Great mera desh
Suit and tie ke aadesh mein
Kyun hoti hain gaayab yeh file?
Chowkidaar ji
Mehengi kyun hoti Raffaele?
Chowkidaar ji
Chalo bolo kidhar hai Najeeb?
Chowkidaar ji
Kyun ghista kyun pista gareeb?
Hanji janta kareeb
Se dekho zara kaise yeh paisoe
Ke daldal mein sach ko
Yeh malmal se kapde mein rakh ke chupate
Humko ghumaate
Humko daraate
TV toh ghar pe
Remote inke paas hai
Abhinandan hai unka
Jo sach ko pehchaane
Fauji chapwaake
Yeh vote hum se maange
News toh mazaak aur mazaak samaachaar hai
Hum sab lachaar hai
Yeh kaisa prachaar hai
Election yeh jumloe ka war hai
Yeh toh Jumloe ki mauj hai
Jhoot ab anaaj hai
Kaisa samaj hai
Yeh jeete toh likhlo hum haare
Now
Chowkidaar ji
Haan chalo main bhi chowkidaar
Chowkidaar ji
Ab ki baar main bhi chowkidaar
Chowkidaar ji
Haan chalo main bhi chowkidaar
Chowkidaar ji
Ab ki baar main bhi chowkidaar
One side one side
Yeh media toh poora saala bika one side
Aur main other side
Why should I run hide?
Yeh sholay ke sikkoe se
Desh ko chalaye
Fir toh haan teri batting
Meri bowling hi aaye
Sachchai toh bataye
Chalo facts toh dikhaye
Kab tak dabunga
Meethi inki choori hai
Sach ko chupana toh beta
Teri majboori hai
Choori hai toh maar jaake
Jo bhi saare
Dabe chaabi waali gaadi charhe
Tu toh beta sirf ghodi hai
Happy Happy Holi hai
Chal khair jo bhi hai
Mere haatho mic
Aur tere haathon goli hai
Haan ab main bolunga
Kyunki ab zaroori hai
Comedy toh beta tu kare
Yeh toh majboori hai
Chowkidaar ji
Naukri kahan aap bataiye?
Chowkidaar ji
Gau raksha se raakshash hataaye
Chowkidaar ji
Sach ko kripya na dabaaye
Chowkidaar ji
Mandir toh wahin
Haan chalo main bhi chowkidaar
Chowkidaar ji
Ab ki baar main bhi chowkidaar
Chowkidaar ji
Haan chalo main bhi chowkidaar
Chowkidaar ji
Ab ki baar main bhi chowkidaar
Chot yeh toh bhaari laga hai
Mere dil pe
Baat meri tujhse
Tu sunta sirf unke?
Mantri ko vote
Par country toh jeb mein
Bechte hai khwaab
Par jalte toh khet hain
Jhoot jhoot jhoot
Sachchai ke kalesh mein
Great mera desh
Suit and tie ke aadesh mein
Kyun hoti hain gaayab yeh file?
Chowkidaar ji
Mehengi kyun hoti Raffaele?
Chowkidaar ji
Chalo bolo kidhar hai Najeeb?
Chowkidaar ji
Kyun ghista kyun pista gareeb?
Hanji janta kareeb
Se dekho zara kaise yeh paisoe
Ke daldal mein sach ko
Yeh malmal se kapde mein rakh ke chupate
Humko ghumaate
Humko daraate
TV toh ghar pe
Remote inke paas hai
Abhinandan hai unka
Jo sach ko pehchaane
Fauji chapwaake
Yeh vote hum se maange
News toh mazaak aur mazaak samaachaar hai
Hum sab lachaar hai
Yeh kaisa prachaar hai
Election yeh jumloe ka war hai
Yeh toh Jumloe ki mauj hai
Jhoot ab anaaj hai
Kaisa samaj hai
Yeh jeete toh likhlo hum haare
Now
Chowkidaar ji
Haan chalo main bhi chowkidaar
Chowkidaar ji
Ab ki baar main bhi chowkidaar
Chowkidaar ji
Haan chalo main bhi chowkidaar
Chowkidaar ji
Ab ki baar main bhi chowkidaar
One side one side
Yeh media toh poora saala bika one side
Aur main other side
Why should I run hide?
Yeh sholay ke sikkoe se
Desh ko chalaye
Fir toh haan teri batting
Meri bowling hi aaye
Sachchai toh bataye
Chalo facts toh dikhaye
Kab tak dabunga
Meethi inki choori hai
Sach ko chupana toh beta
Teri majboori hai
Choori hai toh maar jaake
Jo bhi saare
Dabe chaabi waali gaadi charhe
Tu toh beta sirf ghodi hai
Happy Happy Holi hai
Chal khair jo bhi hai
Mere haatho mic
Aur tere haathon goli hai
Haan ab main bolunga
Kyunki ab zaroori hai
Comedy toh beta tu kare
Yeh toh majboori hai
Chowkidaar ji
Naukri kahan aap bataiye?
Chowkidaar ji
Gau raksha se raakshash hataaye
Chowkidaar ji
Sach ko kripya na dabaaye
Chowkidaar ji
Mandir toh wahin
Credits
Writer(s): Sumit Roy
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