Grimiest Man Alive

Why you telling me I'm handsome
Why you telling me I've got good looks
Cause the way I see it you guys are lying to my face
Making out worse than crooks

My skin is so slimy
I haven't been clean shaven for a year
I always know that I'm a sinner
And am only saved and sane from what our Lord has done

But why care what you look like
Why care what others think about you
Wasting so much time and potential
Engulfed in so much clothing boy your gonna sink

I wear the same clothing I bought four years ago
I use the same razor I bought four months ago
I still make the same mistakes I made four days ago
Claimed myself the grimiest man alive four seconds ago

I'm a sinner sinner not a winner winner
Not bringing home the chicken dinner
I'm a earthly human a soul within a dust dummy
Ya I have no abs and if I do they're more squishier than a gummy

Keep making up excuses to not see some of my fam
And it gets even worse when talking about past friends
Man I'm so antisocial man I am not so special
I take all my problems pull out a hammer and then swing WHAM

Ya I fumble I fall I miss and I trip
I fail and forget I lie and retreat
I point and I care of what others think
And man sometimes I just flat out stink

I wear the same clothing I bought four years ago
I use the same razor I bought four months ago
I still make the same mistakes I made four days ago
Claimed myself the grimiest man alive four seconds ago

Ya I was never cool I was never popular
I tried to do my hair but gave up in despair
Too afraid to approach that cute girl right over there
Though I had no chance thought life just wasn't fair

Jesus rose and saved me from my sin
But every day I walk this earth my imperfections loom in stench
Ya I was just sent out of the game right on the bench
I want a girl but doubt I'll ever pull the win

I know none of us are anywhere near perfection
But someone's crossed the radar raising up a detection
And boy this guy does not like dealing with rejection
And man most of his life it seems has been an imperfection

Ya declaring it putting it in writing
The Grimiest Man Alive
Signed The Grimiest Man Alive



Credits
Writer(s): Brendan Frye
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