President

My fellow Americans
The American people
I just wanted to begin by mentioning that
Tonight, I want the people of this country
The American people
Regular, hard-working Americans
To get together
And shoot me

Donald Trump
Is dead
I'm getting absolutely killed
Dead
That means it's all over
Dead
By the way, I can give them all the ammunition
To shoot me
Dead
Get out and kill me

I want to express our Nation's deepest condolences
And most heartfelt sympathies to the family of Mr. Trump
Donald Trump
Dead
I love dying
Frankly, I want to get shot and die
I'm okay with it, it's okay with me

We'll assassinate the president
Take over the government
We'll assassinate the president
Take over the government
We'll assassinate the president
Take over the government (dead)

We'll assassinate the president
Take over the government (kill, kill)
We'll assassinate the president
Take over the government (I'm gonna kill the motherfucker)

We'll assassinate the president (hopefully, very quickly)
Take over the government
We'll assassinate the president (I'm gonna shoot the president)
Take over the government (you'll shoot your president)
We'll assassinate the president (it's gonna rain blood)
Take over the government

We have to get the best people
We need to get the best and the finest angry mob
To chop off my head
Ch-ch-chop off my head
My head
My head
And the finest angry mobs of peace-loving citizens in our poorest communities
To drown me in The Great Lakes

I want to be drown out by an angry mob
As far as I'm concerned, waterboarding is absolutely fine, but we should go much further
Tonight, I want to get savagely beaten
And left dying on the streets
Dead
I want to be hit in the face with bricks
America needs Anarchy

We'll assassinate the president
Take over the government
We'll assassinate the president
Take over the government

We'll assassinate the president
Take over the government (they're going to kill him)
We'll assassinate the president
Take over the government (I want to feel horrible, horrible pain)

We'll assassinate the president
Take over the government (there will be bloodshed, there will be death)
We'll assassinate the president
Take over the government (prepare to die)
(I love dying)

We'll assassinate the president (I want a twisted monster to open fire and murder me)
Take over the government
We'll assassinate the president
Take over the government (hey, wouldn't it be cool if I killed the president?)

I will be the greatest dead president that God ever created
The greatest rapist president
The greatest child molester president that God ever created
I want to get the brutal death that I deserve
Lunge that knife into the stomach of your president

We'll assassinate the president
Take over the government

We'll assassinate the president
(They are coming after me with weapons of mass destruction to destroy my life)

Take over the government
We'll assassinate the president (these barbaric slaughters are a welcome assault upon our president)
Take over the government (kill that president)

We'll assassinate the president
Take over the government (kill that president)
We'll assassinate the president (what do you have to lose?)
Take over the government
We'll assassinate the president

Take over the government (I am a victim of a-)
We'll assassinate the president (very violent, bloody, brutal death)
Take over the government
We'll assassinate the president (I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message, kill me)
Take over the government