Dating App

Hold me tighter than your hairband, so my insecurity knows that it real
If I was to buy you pizza and some Starbucks, would you come over and chill
I mean I'm just tryin' to find a cudi buddy, but not doin' this just so I can try to slide in
Your body's bangin' harder than the rock that hit Able, out here killin' me like sin
Oh, where are my manners, I don't even know your name
Though we haven't had the pleasure, I'm so glad that you came
Let me introduce myself, I don't wanna trouble you
Initials spell out RLW
I can be your lover and long time friend
But I'm so caged in, where the hell do I begin
I love poetry, but I'm not a fan of Gin
Studied Japanese, so I know how to say yen
I take religion quite seriously, it's no joke
Mamma told me to find a woman who is equally yoked

I love God, Jesus who I follow
Believe in the rapture, it's a hard truth to swallow
Me Christian, are you Catholic, like I know we can make it work
But, uh, if you're an atheist I'm beamin' out this bitch like my name was Captain Kirk
And I know I'm not all that, just a bag of chips
If we're bein' honest, your hand, I wanna get a grip
Wanna taste that flavored chap-stick straight from your lip
I can play the soulmate, just give me the script

Best believe I'm treatin' you like a queen
Let me build your kingdom, livin' out all of your dreams
I'm not full of talk, let me show you how I walk
Heaven seems so close, and you're the key to that lock
I'm a little shy, sappy things make me cry
A bit of a weeb, please give anime a try
Get nervous when I fly, I wanna travel more
Took that Harry Potter quiz, shout out to my Gryffindor

Tell jokes like Spider-Man when I get nervous
I can fix cars, but got AAA service
I make music, you can have a theme song
Might be seen as short, but my personality long
My credit score's great, high rate, don't sweat
Love all animals, do you have any pets
I love to stay fit though running is a chore
Always deep in thought, so you can know more
Not a big sports fan, but I'll watch
Been told my cooking's pretty top notch
So realistic, but such a chancer
Maybe since I'm a Cancer

Not real sure if I'm gonna stay where I am
God's got me movin' like my ancestor, Abraham
A black only child, so I can entertain
Believe it or not I've never road a train
Team Android, no need to explain
Got a web domain, I don't mind the rain
I mix fried rice with Panda chow mien
Left handed, but I'm so right brain
Like playin' board games, and don't really smoke
Team Digest, not sorry team toke
2-D girls never broke my heart
Hentai's not porn, it's a form of art

Always stay committed, don't carry a side piece
Iron all my shirts, check out the sharp crease
A woman in power tends to make me weak
If we Snapchat just know that I'll keep the streak
Also love Disney movies, but I digress
My live is together, even though I'm a mess
We can take it slow, no I won't stress
Just a Fin searchin' for his Flame Princess
You can play with my dreads, I really don't mind
If you wanna massage I can help you unwind
Relationships these days are so hard to find
Like yeah you're cute but, tell me, are you kind

Wanna met your fam, but only when you're ready
Truth be told your father may make me unsteady
But I would make though, promise I'll be just fine
Comin' over to your house in the rain, sleet, or shine
I'll send you random memes in, or out, of context
Don't carry a rubber, but always practice safe sex
I'll watch any kind series that you're into
By the end of season one I'll probably like it too

Always down for anything you are tryin' to do
Talk about subjects that interest you
If you had a long day go ahead and vent
Yes, I live at home, but don't pay rent
My money well spend, I do help with bills
Not in to drugs, but I do take pills
I love hotter weather because I get chills
If you need financial help, yeah, I got skills
I wanna learn to dance the Salsa and Tango
I try tropic fruits, have you ever had mango
My stories paint pictures, RIP to Bob Ross
I hate cold weather cause of all the frost

If you need your windows deiced I got you
Shovelin' off the driveway, so you can come through
Got the heart of a child, but mind so mature
Welcome to my life, hope you enjoyed the tour
I'm runnin' out of things that I need say
If you're still unsure swipe right anyway
I love me some bangs, or girls that cosplay
If you watch Naruto and don't care for Sasuke
If you have a church you go every Sunday
Or even just durin' the holidays
Wanna go to a play and watch a Broadway
Don't mind havin' some lazy cuddle Saturdays
Eatin' up Tacos on all those Tuesdays
We can dine out on those Fridays

A Donna/Eric ship, yeah a for man wants that
Feelin' so God blessed, word up to Chris Prat
Stayin' loyal is the mission give a fuck about the trend
How can I find a wife if I don't act husband
Havin' a frequency that vibes cause man I bet it'd slap
Put my arms around you, squeeze you tight, it's a wrap
I wanna have a happy family, with a daughter, no cap
If you wanna give it a shot respond to this "Dating App"