Life On Mars? - Live at the Elysée Montmartre, Paris on 14th October, 1999

It's a God-awful small affair
To the girl with the mousy hair
And her mammy is yelling, "No"
And her father has told her to go

But her friend is nowhere to be seen
As she walks through the sunken dream
To the seat with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen

But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause she's lived it ten times or more
It's about to be lived again
As they ask her to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh, man, look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh, man, wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best-selling show
Is there life on Mars?

It's on America's tortured brow
Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
And the workers have struck for fame
'Cause Lennon's on sale again

See the mice in their million hordes
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Rule Britannia is out of bounds
To my mother, my dog, and clowns

But the film is a saddening bore
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
It's about to be writ again
As they ask me to focus on

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh, man, look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh, man, wonder if he'll ever know
He's in this best-selling show
Is there life on Mars?

Thank you very much
Thank you, Michael
Mike Garson, ladies and gentlemen
Let's have some people on stage, let's have some people on stage
Good evening, everybody