Peachy

There's a princess in a tower
She's waited hour by hour
For some short guy in a plumber hat
To fix her pipes and take her back
She doesn't even want a prince
Just wants this man who's gonna fix
Everything that's wrong with her life

There's a princess in a tower
She's getting kinda bored
She read every book on the shelf
And now she's climbing the walls
Sitting around on her ass
Waiting for the time to pass
She's trying on her own cape for size

And she says oh
What if I rescue myself
Sick of waiting for someone else
Gotta stop pretending happy endings
Can only go one way
And I'm gonna throw in my crown
Adopt a puppy and settle down
And everything is gonna be peachy

There's a princess in a tower
She's drawing up a plan
She wasted almost half her life
Just waiting on a man
But she ain't gonna wait no more
She's breaking down the tower door
And she's gonna play the game for herself

And she says oh
What if I rescue myself
Sick of waiting for someone else
Gotta stop pretending happy endings
Can only go one way
And I'm gonna throw in my crown
Adopt a puppy and settle down
And everything is gonna be

What if I rescue myself
And stop pretending happy endings
Can only go one way
I'm gonna throw in my crown
And everything is gonna be
Everything is gonna be
Peachy

There's a man in a plumber's hat
Decided he wanted his princess back
But she's long gone 'cause he took too long
Playing every bonus level