You Can't Rock Heelys Like I Do

I saw you trying to wear your Heelys out to school
And you wished that everyone would stare at you 'cause you thought you're cool
Well here's a little secret just for you
It's time somebody told you the truth

You can't rock Heelys like I do
You just can't be like me
You can't rock Heelys like I do
I'm the coolest there could ever be

So when you wheel up in the morning
Remember when I gave that little warning

I saw you trying to get those girls by wheeling up
But as you kept yapping on and on they looked bored as fuck
But when I wheel up to all these hoes
Their pussies start dripping like a runny nose

You can't rock Heelys like I do
You just don't have the swag
You can't rock Heelys like I do
Man, you really look like a drag

So next time you go to buy a new pair
Consider buying different shoes to make them stare

(You can't rock Heelys like I rock Heelys)
(You can't rock Heelys like I rock Heelys)

I'm always wheeling up
You're always wheeling down
Your shoes are covered in dirt
Mine are best in town
No one else can wear them down

You can't rock Heelys like I do
In fact, no one else can
You can't rock Heelys like I do
That was just god's plan

So when you see your old pair of Heelys
Remember that the coolest wheeler was me

(You can't rock Heelys like I rock Heelys)
(You can't rock Heelys like I rock Heelys)
(You can't rock Heelys like I rock Heelys)
(You can't rock Heelys like I rock Heelys)