Lilo

Actually mate these are all priority seats
And priority goes to people with suitably depressed-looking feet

What do you care if i'm trying to push the boat out he cried
It's not a boat, it's a ffffucking lilo, I replied

Well we'd just arrived in monument, the location was a good fit
Because this guy looked like a monumental prick

I am aware that this is deeply hypocritical
My diary's filled with things i only did to be cool
That doesn't stop me when i'm tearing into someone
Where do you think i get all these ideas from

Fine, it's a lilo, but I still don't see why you mind
It's just a bit of rubber, and i need it to survive
And i know it says not to be used as a lifesaving device
But when your life needs saving who follows that advice?

Well i looked like a fool, but i felt pretty glad
I never had him down as such a wiiiiiiise lad
And i sat in my seat and i had a little drink
And i asked the man, would he come for a little drink
And we sat in one of those half-posh bars in clapham
The conversation didn't get very far for reasons you can probably imagine