Clown

(Yuno miles)

I hit my toe on the side of the bed
Went outside at 3 in the morning and got chased by a clown
Lil' Shark thought i was an appetizer
I used to be best friends with a Jaguar
I bought a car off a crackhead
Hung out at the store for too long, i --- all the crackheads
I had to sleep to sleep at my house
You know i slept on twin beds
I don't sleep at my friends house, 'cause he never got no pillows
I slept on the wet floor sign in a mall
I put my hazard lights on in the middle of traffic
I slept on a fabric softener
I fought an asian person, and he hit me with a ma
I seen an asian person eating kung pao chicken
I went to the store and bought some chicken
Looked in the mirror, then i became an owl
I turned into a Best Bed sheet
Some old lady put her teeth in my hand
Michael Jackson had a tiny booty chin
I think that's why he can go "Hehee"
Hung out with dracula, got turned into a vampire
I used to be scared of soap
Until i figured out that it was actually coffee
She said she love me 'cause i drink coffee
But she didn't know i was drinking hot cocoa



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Writer(s): Ron Johnson
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