I Hate My Phone

I hate my phone
It's always right beside me
Won't leave me alone
It sometimes takes me places
I don't want to go
It makes my girlfriend angry
And pisses off my bros
Whoa
I hate my phone

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When I'm in my ride
Driving to the beer store
To score some Miller Lights
My mother calls to tell me
That dinner's late tonight
Just then, I see an officer
He pulls me to the side
And I get fined (1, 2, 3)

I hate my phone
It's always right beside me
Won't leave me alone
It sometimes takes me places
I don't want to go
It makes my girlfriend angry
And pisses off my bros
Whoa

When I'm in my bed
Drifting off to dreamland
Pretty much asleep
It always goes off right then
I hear it go beep
My girlfriend says
"Who's texting you at this time of night?"
Then we fight (1, 2, 3)

I hate my phone
It's always right beside me
Won't leave me alone
It sometimes takes me places
I don't want to go
It makes my girlfriend angry
And pisses off my bros
Whoa

When I'm with the guys
And we go out drinking
They tell their girlfriends lies
I take lots of drunk pics
And I post them online
When they end up single
They punch me in the eye
And I cry, yeah

I hate my phone
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm
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