Hardstuck

This one for all the gamers out there
Stuck in an elo they feel is below them
Hardstuck is the name, let's get it

I load up League, getting ready to spank
First game, my support says he mains Blitzcrank
"GG", I said, that's lp in the bank
But my top locks Yas, and you know his head is blank
As he runs it down top and feeds their team's gangplank
Hold the L, game one, blame Yasuo is to thank
'Cus taking grasp on Caitlyn doesn't mean I'm a tank

I'm hardstuck, that's what all the haters say
I'm hardstuck, giving all my lp away
I'm hardstuck, same rank, different day
'Cus elo hell's my home and I'm here to stay

Bang, I pull up in this mother fucking rift
Dang, chat's full of twerps typing imagine if
Why, every skillshot I take is another whiff
But when we lose I just point and say it's jungle dif

Toxic rift, imagine if
Every skillshot whiffs (but you still blame jungle dif)
Toxic rift, imagine if
Every skillshot whiffs (but you still blame jungle dif)

I'm hardstuck, that's what all the haters say
I'm hardstuck, giving all my lp away
I'm hardstuck, same rank, different day
'Cus elo hell's my home and I'm here to stay

Low skilled, autofilled
Ping my runes, flame my build
I'm the carry, how can I carry
When rift Alexa won't stop saying, "An enemy is legendary"?

I'm hardstuck, that's what all the haters say
I'm hardstuck, giving all my lp away
I'm hardstuck, same rank, different day
'Cus elo hell's my home and I'm here to stay

When the meta says full crit
I still spam this twinkle shit
We get behind a little bit
My team all wants to quit

Now I'm fed it's not a dead dream
My tear's transformed, my burst is extreme
But my top if freaking 0 and 17
My mid's map awareness is a fat meme
And you know what they say, "There's no I in team"
There's four in inting idiots and that's a guarantee

Oh snap, patch from riot
Read the notes, new champ I gotta buy it
Took a look, but no guides out to describe it
I guess ranked lobbies are where I'm headed to try it

I'm hardstuck, that's what all the haters say
I'm hardstuck, giving all my lp away
I'm hardstuck, same rank, different day
'Cus elo hell's my home and I'm here to stay

I'm hardstuck, that's what all the haters say
I'm hardstuck, giving all my lp away
I'm hardstuck, same rank, different day
'Cus elo hell's my home and I'm here to stay

Hard-stuck, you suck, bad luck, hard-stuck
Hard-stuck, you suck, bad luck, hard-stuck



Credits
Writer(s): Brandon Davis
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